epsiode 3 - Drunk driving
so this that drunk guty has been mounten biking for about 4 hours and im kinda sore plus of cores i have been drinking but i was drinking at my niggas place so i had to bike home...thank god i was not driving a car becauew i know now how bad it can be...as im going up sacktown drive there had to be alot of people to avoid with is not good to do drunk and drivnking. as im setting at the pinhill lights i had to fight my slef not to go into travic so all good. so im coming up to a street that i will not name i get kinda scared in the gravel but i hadle it...alls good untill i come up to the st....whats some guy have to do but cut me off...be being drunk but not that drunk am able to cut behine this car...almost...i kinda took a ride into his back end scraping my pettels down the whole back and i don't meen just the fender i mean the hole back plus my pellel was up so it was not the bumper...plus i was un the trunk ...think he will miss his antena? becaseu thats on the road so i say fuck it and keep going...now the chase begines most of you don't know but just before my plase ther is a hill so im at the bottom of this hill and look back and there are no cars so i start to pull into my drive way...as a car pulls over the hill....so as im hidding the the woods of my yerd lissoning to this guy honking his horn wainting for yelling i strip off my sweater back pack and gloves and cover my bike with it...them being black and sneeck out front becasue i can see a car craping around the road beside me. once inside my dad asks why was zorka hanking at you..so i tell him the story and he thinks its funny and if anyone comes to my house...what you talking about my son is in a wheel chair hehe!!...well im off to go drinking ...shibby