I have finally gotten on this rotten main page. OOPS NO COOKIES!!!!....cookies who said you could eat my cookies!!
Now that I have gotten that out of the way, I have no where to begin. I feel unbearable pressure having to come up with something witty or important on the main page that I think that I will in fact post nothing important on this at all this time. I broke my cherry on this main page, yeah that's right, blew it on the screen.....ahhhhh.....I just realised that I don't even have to post anything important on this page because this is not SJNB's anymore....this is sacktown where a drunk rob can post away on the mainpage....speaking of main pages, I think that porn sites should have main pages where the members can post and give reviews on the site. I mean that way you could really see what people think about the site instead, they show you hot chicks doing shit, and when you get a membership(this is what i heard from wayne) they don't live up to the hype....I mean what the hell is that, and furthermore, about objectifying women. This must be stopped, I am putting it down on paper, in writing, that I think that it ought to stop by everyone. No more of this guys, I'm serious, they are people too even if they belong in the kitchen. Wait, that isn't fair, in the bedroom.....thank you and goodnight.
