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March 28, 2003

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I was at work sleeping on the counter when a Budget rental 12seat van pulls in....fuck...moving and need directions... so i make it look like im busy so they will not hang around too long. So this guy wearing a jean jacket gets out, first thing pops into my head "who the hell wears a jean jacket...wait a second he kinda looks like the singer to Crush. When he comes in, it was not him...it was just some really skinny guy who looks like he has been drunk for a year. So this guy is looking for food when a indian in a cowboy out-fit get out of the van...holy crap i think thats the drummer to crush....and as i think that the whole band and roddies starting with the other lead singer gets out....so I kinda get that...what do I say scared feeling...so I'm trying to play it cool, acting like I don't know who they are yet inmy head im freaking saying "I crowed surfed for the first time to you guys!". Cory comes to the counter first and i try to play it cool...tell him he can get a deal if he gets an other pop...then all the guys come up front and start asking whats this deal...so i tell them and we are just start joking around about "deals" then i say to cory the singer...."you guys are crush arn't you?" ...he says in the funnyest joking cocky way...."why yes we are!" ..."I FUCKING CROWED SURFED FOR THE FIRST TIME TO YOU GUYS!!"....they all lose it at start cracking up...the fat singer says "you were at the hill i bet..no one crowed surfs anywere we go...but that show was fucking nuts...gimmi a pack of du murie 100's"...this guy was kinda snottie...one other guy was super funny...but i don't know what he did in the band. So i get the idea that "eh they are going to a show...I wonder if they can hook me up"...but they were going to yarmouth, so no dice...as they are leaving cory needs some cash back so i fumble and make an ass of my self, dicking it up 6 times...but once I get it done he has to sign his slip to show he got his money....but i don't want to say...ya i need you to sign this and sound like im trying to get a signature....so I now have a initaled paper at work on my office door....not the best story...but made me smile.
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