Montreal
Day 1
- Took the
subway for the first time, the metro transit there is amazing but costly it runs every 3 min in rush hour and 15 min
non-rush hour.
- That day
Anji had to work so I went to her pool hall/bar, "Fatz", ended up meeting this sexy, sexy, sexy girl named mezow, i have no idea how to spell her name
"me-show", had a few drinks with her then she went home and started drinking with these 2 guys.
Qomi(tony, i was drunk) and Rami(rummy). and we went out around town for a bit for food to some spots he likes, i shit alot the next day. then rami got kicked out for being to drunk i got taking with this guy
pierre, he was righting a love letter to his wife tring to win her back, and me and anji being such in love with eachoter had to help him, he was writing this leter because he was not alowed to see his kids so he went to school to kidnap them and long story short he beat up some teachers and locked himself in the office and starting playing on the PA system.
Day 2
- Ken took me to all the upscale bars and we tryed to get into "newtown" owned my villnew the race car driver, but "You were not on the list, noone ever gets in without being on the list" so we hooked up with these models, no shit models and went back to there place and drank untill
Anji was off work, after that we just went to some pubs and went home.
Day 3
- Did the whole turist thing, then anji had to work so me and ken were going to make "ghetto outfits" for halloween so we dressed up like tampax boxs and went to see anji. on the way cars stoped people wanted there photos taken with us, when there we just happend to run into a girl dressed like a
vagina, so she invited us and mezow who we also ran into to the
"hard rock cafe", so we went and had a blast, met so many
people there and on the street, then me and
ken went on a pub crawl. turns out the hard rock cafe was life over the radio and alot of
people heard of us so
everyone wanted photos. we went to so many bars and everyone we went too they gave us VIP passes (a free drinks with no door cover). we went to one bar and it was a small dance bar no one is dressed for halloween,
everyones in
fancy dresses(there was only 3 other guys and they were gay), i get in and this amazing girl comes up and says eh you want to dance, i say "no i don't dance but maybe later im going ot have a beer first" so i get a beer ken goes to piss and the girl comes over again, this time she goes off in french "sorry i don't speek french" she still goes off speeking it...then walks away and comes back with 2 glasses of champaign kisses me and walks away, ken comes back and I give him one and he asks who got them i say her...i look over ..twins!. we drink them and then start dancing alittle, so i give ken some money to get the next
beers and he comes back and says free on the twins they say your very
"beautiful". so im thinking EH I CAN HAVE TWINS! but he drug me out of the bar....we then walk by "newtown" the bar we could not get into but this time they invite us in because they hear the
buzz around town about us hehe...we are now to large boxes of tampax in this very nice bar, so we go in and have are free beers and leave because noone was
dressed up but they had fun with us dancing...then we went got Anji and went home
very very drunk.
Day 4
We went to the mnt that looks over the city and had a house party where I dressed up in someones prom dress and
Anji her roommates and ken dressed and the
scooby-doo people hung out with these
2 sisters who where fun, one of them im told fell in love with me because I argued with her about some view and was told my her and her sister and
other people that andtime anywhere i want it she will take care of me, my got
french girls are easy.
Day 5
We went sight seeing again and to a dirty dirty strip club where the striper said she buyys all her undies at wal-mart and her realy nice ones at the bay. this lady was 50+ years old her boobs hung out under her bra she was so saggy and she had tracks in her lags from drugs...then she came too are table says hi to us shakes are hands...then we remember she just touched he juck with that hand...so i went home cryed and washed with bleach.
