Thank god its over. Yesterday I got to the airport at 11:00am to fly out at 12:00pm. At the ticket lady she says that the flight is delayed due to the plane from Toronto if having ice problems and is going to be an hour late. I set beside this guy and as I’m starring at the wall this guys bag starts bouncing a bit, turns out this guy has a little duffle bag...with a cat in it. he takes it out and the thing lays on his back over his shoulder for a belly rub and just stays there like it was dead. so then this guy tries to get me to rub the cats belly and going on about how this cat cost $5000. so at 1 are plane gets in, we get on at 1:30. On the plane I start talking small chitchat with the guy beside me...and hour more goes by. Then they make us leave the plane, all the electrical was dicked up and I have now missed my connecter flight. So all the Halifax people had to stand aside well jetsgo thought about what to do.
Well setting I meet a girl named Jenn from Antigonish . As we are talking the loudest yelling comes from the other side the gate. “FUCK, OH GOD NO, FUCKING HELP ME SOMEONE!” I whip my head up and Jenn grabs me to see a cat jump up at its owners neck only to be cough in the air dig its claws into his arm then be tossed half way across the gate. But the cat had his claws so far in buddies arm that when he tossed him he put a deep rip in his arm from his elbow to his knuckles. So now there is a guy bleeding all over the floor and a pissed off cat in a glass small sold out gate running into windows and trying to get to the highest point. So bloody cat guy is now chasing a very pissed off cat, dives and grabs it only to be bitten. Now the guy is carrying the cat back to its bag by one hand around its neck and the other arm holding it to his body. He now tries to put it back in the bag! The cat starts attacking him again, and he starts yelling, “will some one fucking help me!”… fuck no! So the cat guy starts blaming the airline and acting like an ass so the flight guy was great, he offered him a band-aid and kicked him off the flight.
So after being haled around by the ticket guy we get on the next and only flight until after new years, it was said to arrive at 4, it was 2 hours late and the plane didn’t get off the ground until 7:30. The airline gave all 17 people going to Halifax $20 of food money and a hotel room in Toronto and would tell us in Toronto when we are departing that city. We get to Toronto and me and Jenn go and get are ticket and hotel stuff only to find out we have 5 hour to sleep we got there around 1:00am wait until 2 for are baggage where we meet a lady who I called mom the rest the trip and 5 other guys for Cape Breton. So all 17 Halifax people and about 10 Ottawa all are waiting outside in the cold for a shuttle to take us to the Ramada…a van shows up. So all the girls get on and me and Jenn decide we will get up early, meet each other in the lobby at 6, get the 6:30 shuttle back and go for breakfast. So me and these 5 Cape Breton guys a black guy and a guy from Spryfeild all get the next ride…we wait until 3:30 to get to the hotel, Where we plan of getting drunk and ordering some za. No go, we all get lost in the hotel and everything is closed. So I go watch Trailer park boys x-mas for an hour sleep for an hour meet Jenn and mom for breakfast.
We deside to get are begs checked before we eat. So Jenn and me go to the counter where Jetsgo then dicks up again. This time the printer brakes, no big deal, the lady next to us helps me, where she books my luggage twice, then to someone else. So I tell Jenn I will meet her there, 20 min later they fix it. So now I’m in Toronto airport, feeling very lost and alone. I find Jenn and mom in the security check line where Jenn pretends to be my girlfriend and jumps me to the front of the line over line 100 waiting people, score! So the 3 of us go to Starbucks all spend $20 on free food, I have no idea when I’m going to use “after coffee mints”. as we are eating they change are gate, so we have to walk 20min to are next gate that’s how big this fucking place was and we didn’t even get lost. We get there just as they are boarding and we all got home at 1pm Halifax time today.
